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OKRA (Dec
22 - Jan 20) Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on
the inside. Okra has tremendous influence. They are robust, hearty, durable,
and will go with just about anything, dressed in a variety of ways. Somethin'
good, you know, is like Okra in gumbo. An older Okra can look back over his
life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Despite their undeniable
all-purpose affinities, however, Okras really should stay away from Moon
Pies.
CHITLIN
(Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins often come from humble backgrounds. Often
they're uncomfortable talking about just where they came from. A chitlin,
however, can make something of himself if he's motivated and has plenty of
seasoning. When it comes to dealing with Chitlins, be very careful. Chitlins
can burn and then erupt like Vesuvius, and this can make for a really terrible
mess. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra. Remember that when marriage time
rolls around. Don't get mixed up with Moon Pies.
BOLL
WEEVIL (Feb 20 - Mar 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity.
You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore
deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and
driven as if you had some inner hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to
marry you, so don't worry about it. The subject may never come up, but one
thing you won't find appealing are Moon Pies.
MOON PIE
(Mar 21 - Apr 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on the
front porch. It's a cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies.
Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get
remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. This might be the
year to think about aerobics. Maybe not! You may just have to settle for the
company of other Moon Pies.
POSSUM
(Apr 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums
have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't- bother-me-about-it
attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead.
This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy, but seems to work for
you. One day, however, it won't work, and you may find your problems actually
running you over. When it comes to romance, the sign for you to avoid is Moon
Pies.
CRAWFISH
(May 22 - Jun 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office,
you're always hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the
mountains, the pool to the golf course, the bathtub to the living room. You
tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you have very, very good
heads. Even then, though, you're better off not getting yourself compared to
Moon Pies.
COLLARDS
(Jun 22 - Jul 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They love
to get in the melting pot of life and share their essence with the essences of
those around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and
baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay
away from Moon Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.
CATFISH
(Jul 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart,
with one exception: whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish are
never easy people to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear
surface of life. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.
GRITS
(Aug 24 - Sep 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself.
You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other grits. You love to travel
though so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go?
Anywhere they have cheese or gravy or bacon or butter or eggs. If you can go
somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well. The ones you
can't get along with for the life of you though are the Moon Pies.
BOILED
PEANUTS (Sep 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help
your fellow man. Unfortunately, Those who know you best -- your friends and
loved ones -- may find that your personality is much too salty, and their
criticism will probably affect you deeply because you are really much softer
than you appear. You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to
because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can
be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you. Do not, however,
stop for Moon Pies.
BUTTER
BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean to a
get-together, because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You as a
Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life and you feel at
home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too
shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.
ARMADILLO
(Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but
you are actually quite gentle. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire,
some roots, fruit, worms and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned
with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about
today. You're really almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior
patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is another
mating possibility. You and Moon Pies, though, are bad news. Bad, bad
news.