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George and Ethel went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband cautioned, "Honey, be careful when you hit your drive. If we break one of those windows it will cost us a fortune to repair."

Of course, she teed off and promptly sliced it right through the window of the biggest house on the course.

George cringed, "I warned you to watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost us."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice answered, "Please come in!"

When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken antique bottle near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, "You the people who broke the window?"

"Uh, yeah... uh, we're sure sorry about that" George replied.

"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"Wow, that's great!" George said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem", said the genie, "You've got it, it's the least I can do.

And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.

"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," said Ethel.

"Consider it done." the genie said.

"And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."

George looked at Ethel and said, "Gee, honey, you know we have a fortune now, and all those houses. What do you think?" She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "Well, considering all that, I guess it's a reasonable request. I wouldn't mind."

The genie went upstairs with Ethel, and spent the rest of the afternoon having his way with her. Afterwards, he rolled over, looked at Ethel and asked, "How old are you and George?"

"Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.

"No kidding! Thirty-five years old and you both still believe in genies?"

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~ Catherine the Great ~
Born May 2, 1829

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