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	The Office Party
Astrology, Tarot, and Self Improvement for the New Age.

The Office Party

  December 1
   TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

  I am happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols ... feel free to sing along. And don't be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus to light the Christmas tree! Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.


  Merry Christmas to you and your family.
  Patty Lewis
  Human Resources Director

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  December 2
   TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

  In no way was yesterday's memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Hanukkah is an important holiday that often coincides with Christmas (though unfortunately not this year). However, from now on we are calling it our "Holiday Party". The same policy applies to employees who are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There will be no Christmas tree and no Christmas carols sung.

  Happy Holidays to you and your family.


  Patty Lewis
  Human Resources Director

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  December 3
   TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

  Regarding the anonymous note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table, I am happy to accommodate this request, but don't forget, if I put a sign on the table that reads "AA Only", you won't be anonymous any more. In addition, forget about the gifts exchange -- no gifts will be allowed since the union members feel that $10 is too much money.


  Patty Lewis
  Human Researchers Director

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  December 7
   TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

  I have arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest from the dessert buffet and pregnant women closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with the gay men; each will have their table. Yes, there will be a flower arrangement for the gay men's table.

  Happy now?


  Patty Lewis
  Human Racehorses Director

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  December 9
   TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

  People, people -- nothing sinister was intended by wanting our CEO to play Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of "Santa" does happen to be "Satan", there is no evil connotation to our own "little man in a red suit".

  Patty Lewis
  Human Ratraces

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  December 10
   TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

  Vegetarians - I've had it with you people!! We are going to hold this party at Luigi's Open Pit whether you like it or not. You can just sit at the table farthest from the "grill of death", as you put it, and you will get salad bar only, including hydroponics tomatoes. But, you know, tomatoes have feelings too. They scream when you slice them. I've heard them scream. I'm hearing them right now... HA! I hope you all have a rotten holiday. Drive drunk and die, you hear me?

  The Witch from Hell

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  December 14
   TO: ALL EMPLOYEES

  I am sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery from her stress-related illness. I will continue to forward your cards to her at the sanitarium. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay. Happy Holidays!


  Terri Bishop
  Acting Human Resources Director

  (Happy Holidays!)

Relationships based on obligation lack dignity.
~ Wayne Dyer ~
Born March 10, 1940

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How to Read Your Natal Chart
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