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A very weird thing has happened! A strange old lady has moved into my house. I have no idea who she is, where she came from, or how she got in. I certainly didn't invite her. All I know is that one day she wasn't there, and the next day she was!

She's very clever. She manages to keep out of sight, for the most part, but whenever I pass a mirror, I catch a glimpse of her there. And when I look directly into a mirror to check my appearance, suddenly she's hogging the whole thing, completely obliterating my gorgeous face and body.

It's very disconcerting. I've tried screaming at her to leave, but she just screams back, grimacing horribly. She's really rather frightening.

I think she steals money from me regularly. I go to the ATM and withdraw a hundred dollars, and a few days later, it's gone. I certainly don't go through it that fast, so I can only conclude that the old lady pilfers it. You'd think she'd spend some of it on wrinkle cream. God knows she needs it.

And the money isn't the only thing she's taking. Food seems to disappear at an alarming rate, especially the good stuff. Ice cream, cookies, candy. I just can't keep them in the house. She really has a sweet tooth. She should watch it -- she's really putting on the pounds.

I think she realizes that, and to make herself feel better, I know she is tampering with my scale so I'll think that I'm gaining weight, too. For an old lady, she's really quite childish. She also gets into my closets when I'm not home and alters all of my clothes. They're getting tighter every day.

Another thing, I wish she'd stop messing with my files and the papers on my desk. I can't find a thing any more. This is particularly hard to deal with because I'm extremely neat and organized, but she manages to jumble everything up so nothing is where it's supposed to be.

Furthermore, when I program my VCR to tape something important, she fiddles with it after I leave the room so it records the wrong channel or shuts off completely.

She finds innumerable, imaginative ways to irritate me. She gets to my newspapers, magazines and mail before me and blurs all the print. And, she's done something sinister with the volume controls on my TV, radio and telephone. Now all I hear are mumbles and whispers.

She's also made my stairs steeper, my vacuum cleaner heavier, all the knobs and faucets harder to turn, and my bed higher and a real challenge to climb into and out of.

Furthermore, she gets to my groceries as soon as I shelve them and applies super glue to the tops of every jar and bottle so they're just about impossible to open. Is this any way to repay my hospitality? I don't even get any respite at night. More than once her snoring has awakened me. I don't know why she can't do something about that -- it's very unattractive.

As if all this isn't bad enough, she is no longer confining her malevolence to the house. She's now found a way to sneak into my car with me and follow me wherever I go.

I see her reflection in store windows as I pass, and she's taken all the fun out of clothes shopping because her penchant for monopolizing mirrors has extended to dressing rooms. When I try something on, she dons an identical outfit -- which looks ridiculous on her--and then stands directly in front of me so I can't see how great it looks on me!

She's walking on thin ice. If she keeps this up, I swear I'll put her in a home. On second thought, I shouldn't be too hasty. First -- I'll check with the IRS and see if I can claim her as a dependent.

What's more I think next summer I may just need all of your permissions to have her be at our retreat because I just know she'll find a way to come along with me. As a matter of fact, she must have been there this last year when she took my keys, my notebook and made me leave my wallet at the movie theater.

The writer who possesses the creative gift
owns something of which he is not always master -
something that at time strangely wills and works for itself.
~ Charlotte Bronte ~
Author of Jane Eyre
Born April 21, 1816

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